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Look upon senior citizens with respect
By BY ROGER ALFORD
Wed,03/27/19-2:04PM , 2,090 Reads
A police car rolled into the driveway at Grandma’s house with Grandpa grinning ear to ear in the backseat. 

“I’m bringing your husband home,” the officer said. “He got lost in the park.” 

“Why, Grandpa,” she said. “You’ve been walking to that park for more than 30 years. How in the world could you get lost?”
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God is always there for us
By BY ROGER ALFORD
Wed,03/20/19-2:09PM , 1,821 Reads
A teacher who was working with her students on verb tenses learned that kids really do say whatever comes to mind.

“If I say I am beautiful, which tense is that?” she asked her class.

“That would have to be past tense,” a little boy blurted out. 
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We should weigh our words carefully
By BY ROGER ALFORD
Tue,03/12/19-3:59PM , 3,066 Reads
I couldn’t help but chuckle when I heard the old joke the other day about the wife who, eager for a compliment, asked her husband to describe her. 

“You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K,” he said. 

“What does that mean?” she asked. 

“Adorable. Beautiful. Cute. Delightful. Elegant. Foxy. Gorgeous. Hot,” he said. 
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 Don’t take wrong approach to spiritual matters
By BY ROGER ALFORD
Wed,02/27/19-2:35PM , 1,510 Reads
Maybe you heard about the three little old men who decided they’d go together to the doctor to have their mental capacity tested. 

 They shuffled slowly into the examination room where the doctor asked the first fellow: “What’s three times three? 

 “That’s easy … 101,” he responded. 
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